“Then fate or destiny or whatever fell into their laps, in the form of a corpse. And it didn’t fall into their laps insomuch as it came hurtling towards the ground from above. Also, it might not have been a corpse until it hit the ground, but it was hard to tell after the fact. The universe had heard their conversation and decided to reply, but did so with a morbid sense of humor.”

The Leeches Loom

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